The Bible in 50 Words – Author Unknown

God made. Adam bit. Noah arked. Abraham split.

Jacob fooled. Joseph ruled. Bush talked. Moses balked.

Pharaoh plagued. People walked.

Sea divided. Tablets guided.

Promise landed. Saul freaked. David peeked.

Prophets warned.

Jesus born. God walked. Love talked.

Anger crucified.

Hope died. Love rose.

Spirit flamed. Word spread. God remained.