Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah-he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter-she went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord. (Acts 2:1)
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson-he brought the house down.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David-he rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan-the banks were always overflowing.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Q: How do we know that they played cards in the ark?
A: Because Noah sat on the deck.
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