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Biblical Q & A – Author Unknown



Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah-he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.


Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter-she went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.


Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

A. Ruth-less.


Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord. (Acts 2:1)


Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson-he brought the house down.


Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?

A. David-he rocked Goliath to sleep.


Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.


Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan-the banks were always overflowing.


Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.


Q: Which Bible character had no parents?

A: Joshua, son of Nun.


Q: How do we know that they played cards in the ark?

A: Because Noah sat on the deck.

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